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  • Un'ora alle Poste Italiane

    Utente sconosciuto 3010 giorni fa

    Mi è toccato spedire una lettera, una semplice busta imbottica con dentro un CD per la mia fidanzata e, purtroppo, non avevo i francobolli, quindi m'è toccato recarmi all'ufficio postale (di pomeriggio è aperta soltanto la sezione centrale) di Pisa, città in cui al momento vivo.

    fila alla posta

    Ahimè, già appena entrato ho notato l'infernale bolgia di clienti, divisi tra correntisti ed anonimi fruitori del servizio, tutti accaldati ed in cerca di un pò di frescura, chi sostando vicino all'ingresso, chi girovagando per l'area d'attesa sperando di beccare quell'alito di vento proveniente dalle finestre, i più rassegnati occupavano i posti a sedere.

    Mentre notavo con quanta lentezza gli impiegati servissero i clienti, vedo alzarsi l'addetta al mio sportello e sparire, stava servendo un ragazzo sulla trentina, che, sulle prime, mi è parso provenire dall'europa orientale.

    Dopo circa 20 minuti, la signora è tornata allo sportello con carta da pacchi, nastro e forbici, il ragazzo doveva spedire due pacchetti ma, essendo straniero, non conosceva le richieste dei nostri uffici, che non spediscono pacchetti non avvolti in qualche tipo di carta.

    Dopo aver fornito i dati per la spedizione, il ragazzo si attendeva due ricevute, una per ogni pacchetto, ma l'impiegata gliene ha fornita soltanto una. Lui ha cercato di chiedere l'altra, ma il suo italiano non è stato sufficiente, così si è voltato spaesato, cercando nella sala qualcuno che lo aiutasse.

    Ero dietro di lui ed in inglese mi sono offerto di dargli una mano, così ho scoperto che era tedesco e che mi ero sbagliato sulla sua nazionalità. In ogni caso gli faccio da interprete e spiego all'impiegata che lui sta chiedendo la seconda ricevuta, lei mi risponde che per la spedizione con "pacco ordinario, la ricevuta non è prevista".

    Il ragazzo sconsolato mi saluta con un sorriso e va via.

    Prima che ciò accadesse, stavo notando il rito che intercorre tra un cliente e l'altro: ogni volta che hanno terminato di servire qualcuno, gli impiegati non fanno scattare il numero per servire il cliente successivo, ma temporeggiano, controllano carte, si alzano, mettono a posto pacchi, oppure chiedono qualcosa a qualcuno che passa loro dietro o, ancora, scambiano 4 chiacchiere con i colleghi. Poi tornano a sedersi e, con estrema lentezza (sembra di guardare un rallenty) muovono il dito verso il pulsante che fa avanzare il contatore.

    La velocità arriva soltanto quando al numero chiamato non corrisponde cliente, allora inizia il balletto dei numeri che si susseguono a velocità supersonica, quasi che, quando chiamato, il cliente in attesa debba precipitarsi allo sportello in un battito di ciglia, pena la perdita del turno.

    Spazientito, ma per certi versi ironicamente divertito dal rito, ho cercato di cronometrarlo al meglio che potevo, beh, tra un cliente e l'altro, si arriva anche ad aspettare 5 minuti prima che il numeretto scatti di nuovo.....

    Non c'è che dire, viva l'(in)efficienza italiana!

  • Truffe in mail, parte 3.a

    Gustavo 4687 giorni fa nel gruppo Segnalazioni Truffe e Frodi Online

    Addirittura l'FBi !!

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    THIS IS THE (F.B.I)
    FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
    935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
    NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
    E=MAIL: ( washngtonfbi@washngton.usa.org)
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)

    ATTENTION,
     
    URGENT MESSAGE AND NOTICE OF WARNING TO YOU.

     

    HAVING MADE SEVERAL EFFORTS TO PASS THIS URGENT INFORMATION'S TO YOU AND YOUR SILENCE OVER SUCH AN IMPORTANT MATTER THAT INVOLVES YOU BEING JAILED ON A CRIME OF MUTUAL AGREEMENT WITH SOME NIGERIAN OFFICIALS TO ILLEGALLY DIVERT FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, WHICH ON INVESTIGATION WAS DISCOVERED THAT YOU PROVIDED SUCH INFORMATION'S AND YOUR IDENTIFICATION MEANS WITHOUT BEING UNDER ANY FORM OF DURESS WHICH BY IMPLICATIONS IN LAW IS CONSPIRACY.

     

    BASED ON THE ABOVE MATTER OF URGENT IMPORTANCE WE HAVE THROUGH OUR COLLABORATIVE INTELLIGENCE COOPERATION WITH THE FBI ISSUED A WARRANT OF ARREST TO ALL YOUR PARTNERS AND WE ARE MAKING EFFORTS TO TRACK YOU DOWN AS ALL YOUR INFORMATION'S ARE WITH US WHICH WILL BE EMBEDDED INTO OUR CRIME DATA BASE TO DECLARE YOU A WANTED CRIMINAL AND MONEY LAUNDRY AGENT.

     

    THIS MATTER BECAME IMPERATIVE THAT DUE TO THE FACTS THAT THE UNITED NATIONS CHARTER ON HUMAN RIGHT GUARANTEED FOR AN ACCUSED BEING INNOCENT UNTIL FOUND GUILTY BEYOND ALL REASONABLE DOUBTS, WE HAVE SINCE OVER THREE MONTHS MAKE FUTILE EFFORTS TO GET YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE STORY BUT ALL EFFORTS WHERE REBUFFED BY YOUR SINISTER MOTIVES.

     

    OUR INVESTIGATION SHOWS THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR ID CARD HAVE BEEN USED TO OBTAIN THE PERMIT FOR THE TRANSFER UNTIL THE BUBBLE BURST AND HENCE AS THERE SAY IN LAW THAT IGNORANCE IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE AN EXCUSE FOR CRIME AND CRIMINALITY.

     

    IT WAS OUT PITY AND MY STRICT CHRISTAN BACKGROUND AND FEAR OF GOD THAT I DECIDED TO HAVE A SECOND LOOK AND SEE HOW TO HELP YOU GET OUT OF UNIMAGINABLE PROBLEMS THAT I CONSIDER IT WORTHWHILE TO GIVE YOU A BLUE PRINT ON HOW TO ESCAPE THIS IMPENDING DISGRACE WHICH YOU ARE MOST LIKELY TO BRING TO YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES.

     

    I MADE CONTACTS FROM THE COUNTRY THAT THE CRIME WAS COMMITTED THAT IS NIGERIA AND THE ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) DIRECTED ME TO THE PROSECUTION ATTORNEY WHO WILL HELP TO SIGN AND ENDORSE AND CARRY OUT FULL LEGITIMACY ON YOUR BRIEF AND TO MY SURPRISE HE ONLY CHARGED A PALTRY SUM OF $470USD WHICH IS YOUR SAVING GRACE.

     

    DUE TO THE URGENCY AND SINCE YOUR NAME AND OTHER RELEVANT IDENTIFICATIONS OF YOURS FORWARDED FOR THIS ILLEGAL TRANSACTION WITH YOUR COUNTERPARTS ARE ALREADY BEING INVESTIGATED AND AWAITING THE ISSUANCE OF YOUR WARRANT OF ARREST, I ADVISE YOU TO MAKE HASTE TO COMPLY WITH MY DIRECTIVES SO AS TO BRING THIS MATTER TO AN END AND THE AMOUNT IN QUESTION TOTALING $14,100,000.00 USD WILL BE LOOKED INTO OBJECTIVELY.

     

    YOU ARE ADVISED AT YOUR OWN INTEREST AND IN OTHER NOT TO FURTHER JEOPARDIZE YOUR FUTURE PROCEED IMMEDIATELY AND PAY IN THE ATTORNEYS FEE SO THAT I WILL NOT BACK OUT OF MY HELP TO SAVE YOU FROM IMMINENT DANGER , USE THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE INFORMATION'S BELOW.

     

    RECEIVERS NAME: LUCAS NJABA

    COUNTRY: NIGERIA

    CITY: LAGOS

    TEXT QUESTION: URGENT

    ANSWER: MATTER

    AMOUNT: $470

    SENDERS NAME :( FORWARD SAME INFORMATION'S TO ME UPON SENDING THE MONEY)

    MTCN, ADRESS OF SENDER ETC.

     

    UPON THE RECEIPT OF THE FEE WE SHALL LIAISE WITH THE HOLDEN BANK TO EFFECT YOUR COMPENSATION AMOUNT TO THE TUNE OF $5.9 MILLION USD WHICH WAS LONG OVER DUE TO YOUR ACCOUNT,

     

    NEEDLESS TO REMIND YOU THAT FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS DIRECTIVES WILL BE COUNTER PRODUCTIVE AS ALL SECURITY AGENCIES WILL BE UNLEASHED TO FISH YOU OUT FOR PROSECUTION.

     

    A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE.

     

    YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE AT YOUR ADVANTAGE.

     

    THANK YOU

    YOURS SINCERELY

    AGENT RONALD T.HOSKO

    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI

  • Truffe e frodi online: phishing, spam, scam - 2015 - parte seconda

    Ripartiamo con un certo ritardo, ma la mail ricevuta merita sicuramente il premio per l'arguzia con cui è stata strutturata.

    scam - phishing - truffa

    Un sedicente indiano vi contatterà a seguito di un vostro annuncio su siti di vendita quali Subito.it o Kijiji, chiedendo se l'articolo è ancora in vendita. a seguito della vostra risposta, riceverete una mail con questo contenuto (Solita truffa dei soldi da spostare in Italia - per cui chiedono X mila Euro di anticipo) - Ecco il testo:


     

    Hello
    Grace and peace be multiplied unto you, I know my mail might be a surprise to you but never mind, I'm contacting you in good faith. However accept my sincere apologies if it doesn't meet your personal ethic and am interested in the advert certify.

    However thank you for your response. I am not living in your country presently, Note, I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured site where I can be sure that you are for real and i have summed up courage to contact you and I believe I can trust you, I am in Syria now and desperately needs to relocate to your country and this is why I desire to contact you.

    I am Mrs. Sahli Hind of the wife of Late Engineer Hind a Industrialist and member of Syrian business men in council Damascus. After the death of my husband, my family is under threat of President Bashar al-Assad for our resolute support for a true Democratic Government in Syria that is why they killed my husband.

    Due to the current disturbances in the country many families are running for dear lives as soldiers are killing civilians, women and children. I want to bring to your notice that I have in my possession the sum of 13.100.000 Million USD. This is the money me and my husband have saved for our entire life as an Industrialist.

    I secretly locked up the money in trunk box and deposited it with the Red Cross here in Damascus. My sincere intention in writing you is to plead with you to kindly accept the money box. This is because we cannot do any bank transfers from here following the war. These are the major issues of concern to me now. I will give you 30% of the money.

    I have to take this chance because I have no other alternative but to trust somebody. I am an orphan with no brother or sister so I can not risk my life here to avoid an end to my family lineage. As a woman since my husband is dead, all I have is my two kids. They deserve a decent life since I want him to grow up in a peaceful environment. I will relocate to your country with my sons and invest the money in accordance with law, your advice and support; we can work together and achieve a better future for our families.

    If possible, may I request you to send me your information? Only if you are comfortable with this request. This is purely for the purpose of sending the money to you. The information needed is: Your full name, your phone number (mobile), your full address.

    I anticipate your positive response and on receipt of your information I will provide you with further details. An acceptance of my offer can change your life and mine too.

    Sincerely,

    Sahli And Family,

  • Truffe e frodi online: phishing, spam, scam - 2015 - parte seconda

    Ripartiamo con un certo ritardo, ma la mail ricevuta merita sicuramente il premio per l'arguzia con cui è stata strutturata.

    scam - phishing - truffa

    Un sedicente indiano vi contatterà a seguito di un vostro annuncio su siti di vendita quali Subito.it o Kijiji, chiedendo se l'articolo è ancora in vendita. a seguito della vostra risposta, riceverete una mail con questo contenuto (Solita truffa dei soldi da spostare in Italia - per cui chiedono X mila Euro di anticipo) - Ecco il testo:


     

    Hello
    Grace and peace be multiplied unto you, I know my mail might be a surprise to you but never mind, I'm contacting you in good faith. However accept my sincere apologies if it doesn't meet your personal ethic and am interested in the advert certify.

    However thank you for your response. I am not living in your country presently, Note, I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured site where I can be sure that you are for real and i have summed up courage to contact you and I believe I can trust you, I am in Syria now and desperately needs to relocate to your country and this is why I desire to contact you.

    I am Mrs. Sahli Hind of the wife of Late Engineer Hind a Industrialist and member of Syrian business men in council Damascus. After the death of my husband, my family is under threat of President Bashar al-Assad for our resolute support for a true Democratic Government in Syria that is why they killed my husband.

    Due to the current disturbances in the country many families are running for dear lives as soldiers are killing civilians, women and children. I want to bring to your notice that I have in my possession the sum of 13.100.000 Million USD. This is the money me and my husband have saved for our entire life as an Industrialist.

    I secretly locked up the money in trunk box and deposited it with the Red Cross here in Damascus. My sincere intention in writing you is to plead with you to kindly accept the money box. This is because we cannot do any bank transfers from here following the war. These are the major issues of concern to me now. I will give you 30% of the money.

    I have to take this chance because I have no other alternative but to trust somebody. I am an orphan with no brother or sister so I can not risk my life here to avoid an end to my family lineage. As a woman since my husband is dead, all I have is my two kids. They deserve a decent life since I want him to grow up in a peaceful environment. I will relocate to your country with my sons and invest the money in accordance with law, your advice and support; we can work together and achieve a better future for our families.

    If possible, may I request you to send me your information? Only if you are comfortable with this request. This is purely for the purpose of sending the money to you. The information needed is: Your full name, your phone number (mobile), your full address.

    I anticipate your positive response and on receipt of your information I will provide you with further details. An acceptance of my offer can change your life and mine too.

    Sincerely,

    Sahli And Family,

  • Truffe e frodi online: phishing, spam, scam, segnalazioni - 2016

    Gustavo 3059 giorni fa nel gruppo Segnalazioni Truffe e Frodi Online

    Ecco le truffe frodi e Email sospette per il 2016

    Iniziano le segnalazioni, per SPAM, SCAM e tentativi di rubare la vostra carta di credito con puntualità quasi certosina.
    In questo discussione segnaleremo TRUFFE, e FRODI online, ma anche SPAM e mail farlocche (phishing) che riceviamo quotidianamente.

    truffe e frodi online

    Siete invitati a segnalare qualsiasi anomalia riceveste in posta, non siate TIMIDI

     

  • Truffe e frodi online: phishing, spam, scam, segnalazioni - 2016

    Gustavo 3059 giorni fa nel gruppo Segnalazioni Truffe e Frodi Online

    Ecco le truffe frodi e Email sospette per il 2016

    Iniziano le segnalazioni, per SPAM, SCAM e tentativi di rubare la vostra carta di credito con puntualità quasi certosina.
    In questo discussione segnaleremo TRUFFE, e FRODI online, ma anche SPAM e mail farlocche (phishing) che riceviamo quotidianamente.

    truffe e frodi online

    Siete invitati a segnalare qualsiasi anomalia riceveste in posta, non siate TIMIDI

     

  • Truffe e frodi online: phishing, spam, scam, segnalazioni - 2016

    Gustavo 3059 giorni fa nel gruppo Segnalazioni Truffe e Frodi Online

    Ecco le truffe frodi e Email sospette per il 2016

    Iniziano le segnalazioni, per SPAM, SCAM e tentativi di rubare la vostra carta di credito con puntualità quasi certosina.
    In questo discussione segnaleremo TRUFFE, e FRODI online, ma anche SPAM e mail farlocche (phishing) che riceviamo quotidianamente.

    truffe e frodi online

    Siete invitati a segnalare qualsiasi anomalia riceveste in posta, non siate TIMIDI